Dressing the part

I now realize I should have spent less time researching cosmetic companies and more time reading tags in my closet. This morning, I stayed in bed one snooze cycle too long, which left me in a rush to get to church on time. What could I wear? The wool sweater? No. The silk-blend shirt? No. The black leather boots? No. The polyester dress, denim jacket and pleather sandals? Definitely. So, after trading my black leather purse for a lime green canvas bag from KAVU that completely clashed with my plum purple dress, I was ready to go ... at least until lunch ...

And by the way, I did remember to leave my favorite leather-bound Bible at home. Instead, I used one of the pew Bibles to follow along during the sermon. For the rest of this week, I will be reading the Bible on the Internet.